DISCLAIMER: this post has no spiritual basis whatsoever. if you came to this site needing and/or expecting some deep kingdom revelation, or even some light-hearted encouragement, please–for your sake and mine–navigate away from this page before reading another word. thank you.
it is a beautiful day in oklahoma, albeit slightly windy (did i mention it was oklahoma?), so i rode my motorcycle to work. i had a confusing and disconcerting experience–not once, but twice–while going 70mph on the interstate today that i cannot figure out. i’m not sure if i have other bikers among my throng of readers (both of you), but i thought i might present this quandary here, to my brilliant readers, for your consideration and (possible) explanation.
i’m riding down the interstate, lost in thought, when a very slight mist passes across my face. it was not an unpleasant sensation: in fact, it was somewhat refreshing. but here’s my problem…
was someone watering their lawn somewhere upwind (did i mention it was oklahoma?)? do birds urinate? did a fully-loaded cattle truck pass me unnoticed, and if so, did the refreshing mist possess a greenish hue?
anyway, i would be grateful to any of you who might provide a solution to this mystery.